The Vag Inn "Liquor in the Front & Poker in the Rear" Tee - Royal / 5XL

Meet the Vag Inn tee, the unofficial uniform for stag dos that are definitely not making it onto the family WhatsApp. Loud, cheeky and proudly wrong, this Liquor in the Front & Poker in the Rear shirt is built to set the tone for the night before you have even ordered the first round. From pub crawls and casino nights to messy weekends abroad, it is the kind of stag do T shirt that makes strangers laugh and your mates instantly jealous. Front and centre you have a cartoon pub scene that looks like it has already gone very sideways. The barmaid is serving looks, the cowboy has his crack out, the lads are deep in the game and the slogan leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Printed in rich, sharp colours across 12 different shirt shades, the design holds its detail in photos and under nightclub lights so every group shot looks like chaos in HD. The Vag Inn tee is cut in a classic unisex fit that works on every member of the stag party. Soft, mid weight cotton feels good from airport pints to the walk of shame, with a neckline that keeps its shape instead of sagging. Pair it with jeans or shorts, throw matching colours across the group or mix shades so the groom stands out as head bartender of bad decisions. Planning the big send off? Order one for every guest and you have an instant theme with zero effort. Whether you are the best man, the groom or the mate who always goes too far, this Vag Inn Liquor in the Front & Poker in the Rear tee guarantees the stag will be remembered long after everyone has forgotten the bar tab. Product features Medium-weight 100% cotton body (white) 180 g/m for all-season comfort Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction for shape retention and fewer seams Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and durability Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork crisp, long-lasting color Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety and warranty standards Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat Please note: This item is made to order and cant be returned or refunded unless it arrives faulty. Choose wisely, party hard.