Stop Staring at My Cock Tee - Royal / L

The Stop Staring at My Cock Tee is a full-volume statement piece built for lads weekends, pre-wedding carnage and nights that start sensible and end blurry. Featuring a bold illustrated rooster with serious attitude and a headline that does all the talking, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs, double takes and at least one awkward interaction with a stranger. Designed for the groom, the alpha of the group or anyone whos fully committed to being that guy on the stag, this shirt thrives in pubs, clubs, airports and anywhere good taste goes to die. The punchy graphic pops on premium soft cotton, making it as comfortable as it is unapologetic. Whether youre leading the charge, embarrassing the groom or just embracing peak stag energy, this tee delivers exactly what it promises: attention. Product features 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m fabric for durable, comfortable wear Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and stability Combination DTF (sleeve/inner label) and DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, made in Nicaragua Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat Please note: This item is made to order and cant be returned or refunded unless it arrives faulty. Choose wisely, party hard.