Small Cocks Matter Tee - Black / 5XL

Because confidence isnt measured in inches. The Small Cocks Matter tee is peak stag do humour bold, self aware and guaranteed to get laughs wherever the night takes you. With a punchy block design in unmistakable colours and a cheeky nod to body confidence, this shirt does exactly what a proper stag tee should do start conversations and lower standards immediately. This ones for the lad who owns the joke, the groom who can take it on the chin, or the whole group if irony is your love language. Loud, unapologetic and impossible to ignore, its made for pubs, clubs, airports and those regrettable group photos that live forever. Printed on soft, durable cotton with a comfortable relaxed fit, its built to survive long days, longer nights and the sort of memories that should probably stay off WhatsApp. Product features Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) durable, smooth print surface Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit resists stretching and reduces seam lines Ribbed knit collar + tear-away label comfortable, shape-retaining neckline with no itch Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main areas) crisp, detailed graphics Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat Please note: This item is made to order and cant be returned or refunded unless it arrives faulty. Choose wisely, party hard.