"Flicking Bean, Eating Vagine & Driving Green" Tee - Light Blue / 3XL

Meet the filthiest thing to happen to the fairway. The "Flicking Bean, Eating Vagine & Driving Green" Tee is a walking punchline for golfers who never quite mastered subtlety. Designed for stag do chaos, golf trips and clubhouse banter, this rude golf t shirt turns every par three into a par-tee and guarantees at least one offended uncle per round. Front and centre you have our cartoon legend mid-swing, chatting absolute filth to a suspiciously shaped tee. The graphic is bold, high contrast and printed to survive sun, sweat and suspicious spillages. Whether you are lining up a drive, sinking pints in the bar or staggering through a stag weekend, this stag do tee keeps the joke visible from tee box to taxi home. Built on our premium heavier-weight cotton, it feels soft but sturdy with a relaxed unisex fit that suits most builds. No cling, no floppy neckline, just a solid everyday tee that can handle repeat wear and wash. It comes in 12 colours, so you can match the whole stag group or let each mate pick their own shade of terrible. Pair it with golf shorts, jeans or full fancy dress and you are ready for the most inappropriate round of your life. Shit Shirt Club tees are printed to order in the UK with crisp, durable inks. Check the size guide for the perfect fit, then order your new favourite funny golf t shirt for stag dos, lads holidays or that one mate who lives on the course and in the gutter at the same time. Product features Stable shoulder seams with twill tape to prevent stretching Seamless tubular knit body for a smooth, waste-reducing finish Elastic ribbed collar designed to hold its shape Durable medium-weight 180 g/m cotton for year-round comfort DTF and DTG printed details for crisp, detailed artwork Care instructions Non-chlorine: bleach as needed Do not iron Do not dryclean Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Tumble dry: low heat Please note: This item is made to order and cant be returned or refunded unless it arrives faulty. Choose wisely, party hard.